My Dixie Normous
My Dixie Wrecked
Alpha Q Sofa King Hard
say those names over and over again until you get it ;)
I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I’ll just start where it all began.
It was after syllabus week at Penn State and I had spent the WHOLE week up there. I was enjoying myself; spent time with friends and met new people. It let me relive my glory days .::SCRREEECH::. well actually I NEVER had glory days. I was always too caught up in my relationship and school to really enjoy college, BUT that is a whole other story.
This was MY TIME! It was time to think about Pete! No more thinking about jobs, interviews, assignments, exams, and all that other relationship B.S. And boy was it a good time.
So it got me thinking. I MUST DO THIS AGAIN BEFORE I START WORKING. At least one more time.
Fast forward to this past weekend. I picked up my crew from Stevens, MSU, and FDU. Drove our butts 9 hours to Happy Valley. NOTHING WAS GOING TO GET IN MY WAY. I was a man on a mission.
4 LOCO’S, JAGERBOMBS, EVERCLEAR, LIONSHEAD, COORS, SMIRNOFF, AND MORE!!! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS ITS TIME TO GET RETARDED. I WAS RIPPING THAT UP. It was like an epiphany. Goodbye old Pete. The PeterPit is rolling full steam and he is checking ID’s. Tearing up that dance floor, throwing my hands in the air to DJ KHALED, CALI SWAG, and ANTOINE DODSON. Tearing up the floor to FAR EAST MOVEMENT, JAY Z, and LIL JON.
And for all of you there, you know what happened next. UNTIL NEXT TIME. Keep it real PSFA.
I love your dad.
Sorry, I didn’t know they were only playing parts of the song. I fixed them up though! Should be working fine now!
So I get home from a good workout and decide to make myself a turkey sandwich. I turn on the TV and get ready to take a bite of my sandwich. As a note, I have Optimum IO and when I turn the TV and box on it automatically goes to channel 5. The Dr. Oz show was on and I was like, “Oh this show is pretty informative. I guess I’ll watch it.” Little did I know it was an episode of him getting a colonic. Once I realized this and took a bite of my sandwich, they were already showing is large intestine on the TV. FML! I almost threw up my sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!